As you can see, this is a picture of me in front of American Dream Pizza in Corvallis Oregon.
As I was eating a slice of American Dream Pizza, I couldn't help observing the throngs of drooling customers waiting in line for their own slice. After finishing my piece, I sat back and wondered what was the draw. The upper crust was obscene, the toppings were excessive, and it never truly satisfied.
Disclaimer: I know a lot of people are very fond of American Dream Pizza. I have eaten it myself, and found it enjoyable. I hope you understand it's all for the sake of a little social satire.